Koala Hipster

“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.”
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lemonqueen:

“Augustus Gloop is gluttony (always eating), Veruca Salt is greed (spoilt brat who always wants more), Violet Beauregarde is pride (always boasting), Mike Teavee is sloth (sits and watches TV all the time), Grandpa Joe is envy (he wants what Wonka and Charlie have in the factory and the ticket), Charlie is lust (not the sexual version, but the intense desire), and Wonka is wrath (punishing everyone for their flaws).”

(via freshoutthesea)

videohall:

Things that will make you feel old

(via theamericankid)

cats keep it real.

cats keep it real.

osci-you-llator:

but it does make the world a little more bearable.

osci-you-llator:

but it does make the world a little more bearable.

(via malkatz)